Dating an old woman
This kind of culling is even easier now that dating sites let us whittle our options down to the year.
I contend that as long as nobody is being willfully creepy (I see you, guys in Ferrari hats), this kind of limitation is mega lame.
I think we can all agree that this is stupid and move on.
Some old people are hot, some young people are not. I don’t like to think about kids or how old someone will be when I’m 35, because I try not to fixate on a guy’s mortality until after he’s met my parents.
And on the other hand, unless you’re going out with somebody she’s young, I don’t think it’s cause for judgment.
Being predatory is just plain gross on either side of the equation, either from young people looking to trade sex for free Hulu Plus, or old people suffering conversation with somebody who I don’t have to tell you that the only people who get to decide whether you’re enjoying each other as people are you and your dinner companion.
Bette Davis once said that getting old is not for sissies.
Well, many women would argue that the same comment applies to dating after 60.
Who knew this bar would have a dollar’s worth of O-Town songs?
I know many smoking-hot middle-aged people who are emotional teenagers.
I know many brilliant, mature people who aren’t old enough to rent a car.
The only reason a guy is obligated to pay for a woman’s dinner in this day and age is because it’s his turn, it’s her birthday, or because he’s a maître d’ who spilled something on her.
Women who feel otherwise are the reason we get paid 89 cents to their dollar.